When people call me Marilyn Monroe I know that is a compliment
I respond by farting or hiding behind a mustache
I see my skin
Over fat
Straw hair
Scared Cat
I was drunk and fucked up in a hotel once.
I looked in the mirror
And knew it was true blonde martyr moment
I smile big regardless
It has made me good at customer service
I assure you its genuine
Like the bleach in my chalice
This one is for you!
Ever sip closer to perfection
Would the comparison even be made if I were brunette?
Norma Gene was a brunette
My roots are the dirtiest shade of dark blonde
Ambition
But does that mean I’m going to die naked drugged out at the hands of a corrupt president on the path of his own final destination?
Yes
Sounds pretty accurate actually
I relate more to chubby sweatpants Anna Nicole Smith
Besides the elderly husband and obsession with money thing
I need no ring
I hate the whole dumb blonde thing
I actuality did really well in school
Now I am the degenerate scum
Smoking blunts on a trampoline
Riding bikes with teenagers on acid
Standing a top Niagara Falls
Water that would rip my skin off
My body would grow flaccid
Under the waves
On the rocks
I keep falling for cocks
That are obsessed with skinny brunettes
Not buxom blondes
They tell me about it like I can help them get into her panties
Get off my lawn bro
Just go!
I keep falling for rockstars
That are scared of my shine
I am fine
My heart is all mine
I will never lose my name
She was married 3 times
But the only one that got her to change her name was the mistress of fame
She won at that
Everyone knows who she is
Iconic
I have shirts and leggings with her face on them
She has more drag queens paying homage per capita than any other celebritant
At what cost?
She did not get the chance to grow old
Decrepit
Intrepid dust
I feel its lust
I don’t want to grow old but its creeping in like a storm
That has been on the radar since the day I was born
It is inevitable that I will be carried away in the cyclone
The cycle of humanity
Free pass for the prettiest ones
Golden child
Free of earthly holds
Loss, love, and lack of communication
Body folds
The photo taken of just her ass
While singing “Happy Birthday Mr. President”
